52 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Extremely Online

The most anticipated cinematic release of the year is also the year’s most jampacked source of badass Halloween looks. While DiCaprio’s slacker activist Bob Ferguson AKA Ghetto Pat seems likely to join Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski on the Mt. Rushmore of low-effort bro costumes, One Battle has something for everyone. Pregnant? Bare that bump and dress up as Perfidia Beverly Hills. Into martial arts? Dress up as Sensei Sergio St. Carlos. Have a nun costume lying around collecting dust since two Halloweens ago? Dress up as the revolutionary nuns. The possibilities are endless.

Bob Ferguson

What you’ll need: For DiCaprio’s slacker activist, you’ll need large black sunglasses, a red plaid robe, a gray t-shirt, blue jeans, and a black beanie.

Optional: Pat’s horseshoe mustache, a chunky cellular from the ‘90s, and, if pairing with a Willa costume, a small rectangular metal device that could pass as a tracker.

Perfidia

What you’ll need: For Perfidia Beverly Hills, you’ll need a red plaid shirt, a black sports bra, cargo pants, and a black beanie.

Optional: Rose neck tattoo.

Nuns

What you’ll need: For the revolutionary nuns, all you’ll need is a nun costume and work boots.

Optional: Cannabis joint, if legal where you live, or similar prop

Willa

What you’ll need: Leather moto jacket, a white t-shirt, a blue tiered skirt, and boots.

Optional: If pairing with a Ghetto Pat costume, a small rectangular metal device that could pass as a tracker.

Col. Steven J. Lockjaw

What you’ll need: Olive-drab military uniform and hat, a small comb, and perhaps a toolbox that can stand in for a DNA-testing kit.

Optional: That one-of-a-kind walk and a handwritten letter that reads, “This pussy don’t pop for you.”

Sensei Sergio St. Carlos

What you’ll need: For Sensei Sergio, you’ll need a blue denim jacket and loose white pants.

Optional: Rectangle wire-framed glasses with a librarian-esque glasses chain.